March 20th Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
Really? Did we just go back to the sixties and seventies? Okay, if you think you were abducted by a extraterrestrial go stand in the corner.
There was an Alien Abduction Festival in Canada back on March 20th, 2008. It went over so well that it was never repeated. If you were abducted it is nothing to be proud of because obviously they weren’t impressed and returned you!
How to celebrate – Well start by celebrating that you have not been abducted by extraterrestrials. Look to the sky tonight to see if you can welcome any extraterrestrials. When are we going to start abducting extraterrestrials ourselves!?!