What a useful tool, the umbrella. It keeps you dry when its raining… or at least most of you, and cool in the the sunshine when its hot. It makes a fashion statement, although it might not be the statement you want to make. You can use it as a sword, though I would not suggest it, a pointer and in a pinch, as something to scratch your back. I am not sure who invented the first umbrella, probably someone in England were it always rains or perhaps in China or Japan where avoiding the sun was a priority. It doesn’t really matter, what does matter is that when we need one in the car, it’s in the house and when we need it in the house, it’s in the car.
How to celebrate – Get an umbrella today! Make sure you have located your umbrella in the same location you are in. Find an umbrella that says something about you.
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